Xmas Letter
Dear Mr Father Xmas:
For the past twenty years I've been noticing that you have been systematically ignoring all my Christmas requests. After reflecting upon all the circumstances I've concluded that this has happened probably due to two main factors:
1st: I haven't expressed myself in a language that you are familiar with.
2nd: I haven't been asking the right presents.
Thus, this year, I'm determined to make amends, change the equation and write in a language that everybody understands, asking for the right stuff. Here goes....
Dear Father Xmas,
All I want for Xmas is:
Wars
Terrorism
Increase in the interest rates
Plagues
Earthquakes
Any other thing You may find convenient and appropriate.
For the past twenty years I've been noticing that you have been systematically ignoring all my Christmas requests. After reflecting upon all the circumstances I've concluded that this has happened probably due to two main factors:
1st: I haven't expressed myself in a language that you are familiar with.
2nd: I haven't been asking the right presents.
Thus, this year, I'm determined to make amends, change the equation and write in a language that everybody understands, asking for the right stuff. Here goes....
Dear Father Xmas,
All I want for Xmas is:
Wars
Terrorism
Increase in the interest rates
Plagues
Earthquakes
Any other thing You may find convenient and appropriate.
Love,
Cuga
PS: If you think that's not enough, you can always give me the Mini Cooper D in Red and White (Xmas colours)
4 comentários:
absolutely delightful!!!!
loved it!
Lamento desapontar-te mas na Lapónia só se fala finlandês.
Perfeito!
:-D
Ando a dizer há anos que escrever ao Pai Natal é um erro. Como em qualquer casa normal, é a mulher dele que trata das prendas. O cab... do gordo só as entrega e fica com os louros...
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